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Pink Slip

Posted by Socra Teez on November 26, 2014 at 12:50 AM

I’ve got my pen in my right hand

and my pad in the left

“Your services are no longer needed”

is the heading, and at the bottom …

“much success”

I regret to inform you is followed by a blank line,

name insertion,

it’s about that time

You have been given this notice,

because the hour has come to past for you to dip …

beat it, bounce, move on …

You’ve received a pink slip

 

The first time I had to pull out my pad, it cut me to the core

A friend, well an associate …

someone who decided they didn’t want to be so accommodating anymore

He did some shit I wouldn’t expect from an enemy

Pulled some ‘greater’ than player hatin’ bull,

and thought that I wouldn’t see

Instead of being a man, he acted like a little ole “b”

Did his deed, smiled in my face and

“What up man”

was ALL he had to say to me!

This fool pulled a BITCH move, and I’m supposed to act like we’re still cool?

Ice-T told me a LONG time ago though that

“some of the niggas are bitches too”

I tried to rationalize the shit, but I could find NO valid excuse

It was nothing more than a bitch move that a BITCH used …

And for THAT, I gotta slip you!

 

With my pen in my right hand

And my pad in the left

“Your services are no longer needed”

is the heading, and at the bottom …

“much success”

I regret to inform you is followed by a blank line,

name insertion,

it’s about that time

You have been given this notice,

because the hour has come to past for you to dip …

beat it, bounce, move on DAWG!!!

You’ve received a pink slip

 

I aint ever been one to freak behind a love gone bad,

especially when it was behind some GOOD pussy that

a brother never had

It’s not the love lost that gets to me,

that’s ACTUALLY to be expected

But the problem lies with the way WE got to that point,

the shit WE did to neglect it!

Ok … so, say I got beyond her past

After being raped by her cousin at 12, she simply gave UP the ass

By the time she got to me,

I think my number was like 60

I paid it ALL no never mind, because

the girl had STILL been traumatized all this time

In my eyes, she simply needed help and love made me stay

I’d always remind her, her past would never make me walk away

But the problem kicked in when the true lies got serious

From time to time, even her OWN family knew this girl was delirious!

The one that said I raped her was NO fun … and the one that had me beat her in the head with a GUN left me stunned!

One morning, she told me that she loved me right after she blew my brains … and that very damn evening was when the restraining order came and confirmed my worst fear …

THIS bitch is INSANE!

It was NOTHING more than a bitch move that a bitch used …

And for THAT, I gotta slip you

 

With my pen in my right hand

and my pad in the left

“Your services are no longer needed”

is the heading, and at the bottom …

“much success”

I regret to inform you is followed by a blank line,

name insertion,

It’s about that time

You have been given this notice,

because the hour has come to past for you to dip …

beat it, bounce, move on TRICK!!!

You’ve received a pink slip

 

Even family can wreck your shit …

A drunk father or a crack head cousin can certainly make life a trip!

I think back to my CD collection valued at five grand EASY

There’s nothing like a sax solo, bass line or smooth piano to please me

From Motley Crue to Mozart, my shit was tight!

I had a song for EVERY occasion, and if it wasn’t on the rack …

it’d be there by the end of the night

One night, 3 boxes of 50 CD’s sprouted wings and took flight …

and since I knew CD’s don’t fly unless you THROW them,

SUMTHIN’ wasn’t right!

THIS funky bastard tried to deny the obvious and play me for a damn fool

Guess he was too fucked up to remember that

I teach teachers how to teach school

I was JUST about to let the shit go & say that is that …

went to the store to purchase some used CD’s,

and there MY SHIT WAS ON THE RACK!

I asked the manager who sold the CD’s, and we looked at the damn list

Wouldn’t you know … MY CRACK HEAD COUSIN!

Now, I’m REALLY pissed

It was NOTHING more than a bitch move that a bitch used

And for THAT, I gotta slip you!

 

With my pen in my right hand

and my pad in the left

“Your services are no longer needed”

is the heading, and at the bottom …

“much success”

I regret to inform you is followed by a blank line,

name insertion,

it’s about that time

You have been given this notice,

because the hour has come to past for you to dip …

beat it, bounce, move on CUZ!!!

You’ve received a pink slip

See, it REALLY doesn’t matter WHO it is … NO ONES EXEMPT

From fake ass friends to lucid lovers, to fraudulent family …

ANYONE can get slipped

So, the NEXT TIME you notice a bitch move that a bitch used, and they’re fucking up YOUR world view …

get your pen in your right hand

And

your pad in your left

and tell them calmly … I GOTTA SLIP YOU!!!

 

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